Introduction
It’s a well-established fact that people like you and, well, maybe just me …… engage in more extracurricular activities during the warmer months.
While scientists and sex therapists alike have pondered this phenomenon for centuries, we at the Institute for Highly Important but Completely Unsubstantiated Research believe we have cracked the code, or at least this is my theory!
It’s All About the Sweat
We are a sweaty bunch, and when the mercury rises, so does our perspiration. But did you know that sweat isn’t just salty water and embarrassing stains?
No, no, it’s a complex concoction of pheromones, hormones, and other mysterious chemicals that, when mixed in the right proportions, can turn even the most mundane individual into a Casanova or a Cleopatra.
Imagine this, you are at the beach, basking in the sun. Your body is glistening with a perfectly seasoned blend of salt, pheromones, and vitamin D.
A gentle breeze carries your unique scent to a potential mate, who is immediately overcome with an uncontrollable urge to procreate. It’s like nature’s own dating app, only far less creepy.
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Other Contributing Factors
Of course, sweat isn’t the only reason for the summer sex surge. There are other factors to consider:
Fewer layers mean more skin on display, which can be a powerful visual stimulant.
More daylight hours give couples ample opportunity to engage in amorous pursuits.
People are often more relaxed and carefree on vacation, which can lead to increased spontaneity.
While SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) is linked to decreased libido in winter, its summer counterpart, “Happy Affective Disorder,” could be responsible for a boost in desire.
It could just be the fact that I am a guy….who knows!!!
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So, the next time you find yourself getting frisky on a hot summer day, remember: it’s not just you. It’s science. Or at least it’s a really good story.
Disclaimer: The Institute for Highly Important but Completely Unsubstantiated Research does not endorse excessive sweating as a means of attracting a mate. Please consult a qualified dermatologist for advice on sweat management.